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" I'md — d if he didn't set up nights and nuss her himself ! Beg your pardon for saying it, but it hopped out too quick for yours truly. You've treated me like a gentleman, pard, and I ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional. I think you're white.... "
The primrose way - Page 176
by Mark Twain - 1906
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The Speaker's Garland and Literary Bouquet: Combining 100 Choice Selections ...

1876 - 754 pages
...pardon for saying it, but it hopped out too quick for yours truly. You've treated me like a gentleman, and. I ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional....obsequies were all that " the boys " could desire. Such funeral pomp had never been seen in Virginia. The plumed hearse, the dirge-breathing brass bands, the...
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Wit and Humor of the Age: Comprising Wit, Humor, Pathos, Ridicule, Satires ...

Mark Twain - 1883 - 816 pages
...her a house to live in, and town lots, and plenty of money ; and he looked after her and took c:».re of her all the time ; and when she was down with the...himself from a last year's -corpse ! Put it there! " TAnother fraternal hand-shake — and exit ] FfiTHDS, From Laughter to Tears. Pathor is the truthful...
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Elmo's Model Speaker for Platform, School and Home, Arranged on an Entirely ...

Thomas W. Handford - 1881 - 438 pages
...pardon for saying it, but it hopped out too quick for yours truly. You've treated me like a gentleman, and I ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional....obsequies were all that "the boys" could desire. Such funeral pomp had never been seen in Virginia. The plumed hearse, the dirge-breathing brass bands, the...
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Gems for the Fireside: Comprising the Most Unique, Touching, Pithy, and ...

Otis Henry Tiffany - 1883 - 932 pages
...pardon for saying it, but it hopped out too quick for yours truly. You've treated me like a gentleman, and I ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional...." [Another fraternal handshake — and exit.] THE HOUR OF DEATH. MRS. F. HEMANS. ;EAVES have their time to fall, nd flowers to wither at the north wind's...
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Gems for the Fireside: Comprising the Most Unique, Touching, Pithy, and ...

Otis Henry Tiffany - 1883 - 954 pages
...hurt your feelings intentional. I think you're white. I think you're a square man, pard. I like vou, and I'll lick any man that don't. I'll lick him till..." [Another fraternal handshake — and exit.] THE HOUE OF DEATH. MRS. F. HEMANS. EAVES have their time to fall, And flowers to wither at the north wind's...
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The Elocutionist's Annual ...: Comprising New and Popular Readings ...

Jacob W. Shoemaker - 1881 - 226 pages
...feelings intentional. I think you 're white. I think you 're a square man, pard. I like you, and I '11 lick any man that don't. I'll lick him till he can't...obsequies were all that " the boys " could desire. Such funeral pomp had never been seen in Virginia. The plumed hearse, the dirge-breathing brass bands, the...
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Best Things from Best Authors...

1890 - 632 pages
...'re a square man, pard. I like you, and I 'll lick anj man that do n't. I 'll lick him till he can 't tell himself from a last year's corpse ! Put it there...obsequies were all that " the boys " could desire. Such funeral pomp had never been seen in Virginia. The plumed hearse, the dirge-breathing brass bands, the...
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Roughing it

Mark Twain - 1892 - 616 pages
...like a gen1 1 em an , pard, and I ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional. 1 think you "re white. I think you're a square man, pard. I like you,...can't tell himself from a last year's corpse ! Put ittfore!" [Another fraternal handshake — and exit.] The obsequies were all that " the boys " could...
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Popular American readings in prose and verse, ed. by R. Ford

Robert Ford - 1893 - 148 pages
...saying it, but it hopped out too quick for yours truly. You've treated me like a gentleman, pard, and 1 ain't the man to hurt your feelings intentional. I...there ! " Another fraternal hand-shake, and exit. — Abridged. ON THE SIERRAS. BY ARTHUR KING. Du I know that yew tree, Capen ? wal, I reckon thet I...
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American Humourists: Recent and Living

Robert Ford - 1897 - 340 pages
...looked after her and took care of her all the time ; and when she was down with the smallpox, I'm darned if he didn't set up nights and nuss her himself !...tell himself from a last year's corpse ! Put it there ! " Many delightsome examples of Mark Twain's broad and sparkling humour might yet be deduced ; but...
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