XXXII. A fox-hunt to a foreigner is strange; Some pleasant jesting at the awkward stranger; But Juan had been early taught to range, The wilds, as doth an Arab turn'd avenger, So that his horse, or charger, hunter, hack, Knew that he had a rider on his back. XXXIII. And now in this new field, with some applause, He clear'd hedge, ditch, and double post, and rail, And never craned, and made but few « faux pas,» And only fretted when the scent 'gan fail. He broke, 't is true, some statutes of the laws Of hunting-for the sagest youth is frail; Rode o'er the hounds, it may be, now and then, And once o'er several country gentlemen. XXXIV. But, on the whole, to general admiration He acquitted both himself and horse: the 'squires Marvell'd at merit of another nation: The boors cried « Dang it! who'd have thought it ?»Sires, The Nestors of the sporting generation, Swore praises, and recall'd their former fires; XXXV. Such were his trophies ;-not of spear and shield, To patriot sympathy a Briton's blushes,- Who, after a long chase o'er hills, dales, bushes, And what not, though be rode beyond all price, Ask'd, next day, «if men ever hunted twice?» XXXVI. He also had a quality uncommon To early risers after a long chase, Who wake in winter ere the cock can summon When her soft, liquid words run on apace, But, light and airy, stood on the alert, And shone in the best part of dialogue, XXXVIII. And then he danced;-all foreigners excel A thing in footing indispensable: He danced without theatrical pretence, Not like a ballet-master in the van Of his drill d nymphs, but like a gentleman. ΧΧΧΙΧ. Chaste were his steps, each kept within due bound, Which might defy a crotchet-critic's rigour. XL. Or, like a flying hour before Aurora, In Guido's famous fresco, which alone Is worth a tour to Rome, although no more a Remnant were there of the old world's sole throne. The « tout ensemble » of his movements wore a Grace of the soft ideal, seldom shown, And ne'er to be described; for, to the dolour Of bards and prosers, words are void of colour. XLI. No marvel then he was a favourite; A full-grown Cupid, very much admired; The chaste, and those who are not so much inspired. The Duchess of Fitz-Fulke, who loved « tracasserie,» Began to treat him with some small « agaçerie.» XLII. She was a fine and somewhat full-blown blonde, XLIII. This noble personage began to look A little black upon this new flirtation; But such small licenses must lovers brook, Mere freedoms of the female corporation. Woe to the man who ventures a rebuke! T will but precipitate a situation Extremely disagreeable, but common To calculators when they count on woman. XLIV. The circle smiled, then whisper'd, and then sneer'd; Some look'd perplex'd, and others look'd profound; XLV. But what is odd, none ever named the duke, XLVI. But, oh that I should ever pen so sad a line! Began to think the duchess' conduct free; Regretting much that she had chosen so bad a line, And waxing chiller in her courtesy, Look'd grave and pale to see her friend's fragility, There's nought in this bad world like sympathy: And robes sweet friendship in a Brussels lace. To hunt our errors up with a good grace? Consoling us with—« Would you had thought twice! Ah! if you had but follow'd my advice! » XLVIII. Oh, Job! you had two friends: one's quite enough, Especially when we are ill at ease; They are but bad pilots when the weather 's rough, Doctors less famous for their cures than fees. Let no man grumble when his friends fall off, As they will do like leaves at the first breeze: When your affairs come round, one way or t' other, Go to the coffee-house, and take another. 2 XLIX. But this is not my maxim: had it been, Some heart-aches had been spared me; yet I care not— I would not be a tortoise in his screen Of stubborn shell, which waves and weather wear not. 'T is better on the whole to have felt and seen That which humanity may bear, or bear not: 'T will teach discernment to the sensitive, And not to pour their ocean in a sieve. L. Of all the horrid, hideous notes of woe, Utter'd by friends, those prophets of the past, LI. The Lady Adeline's serene severity Was not confined to feeling for her friend, His inexperience moved her gentle ruth, LII. These forty days' advantage of her years- And noble births, nor dread the enumeration Gave her a right to have maternal fears For a young gentleman's fit education, Though she was far from that leap-year, whose leap, In female dates, strikes time all of a heap. LIII. This may be fix'd at somewhere before thirty- The strictest in chronology and virtue Advance beyond, while they could pass for new. Oh, time! why dost not pause? Thy scythe, so dirty With rust, should surely cease to hack and hew. Reset it; shave more smoothly, also slower, If but to keep thy credit as a mower. LIV. But Adeline was far from that ripe age, My muse despises reference, as you have guess'd LV. At sixteen she came out; presented, vaunted, That Adam, call'd « the happiest of men.>> LVI. Since then she had sparkled through three glowing! winters, Admired, adored; but also so correct, That she had puzzled all the acutest hinters, LVII. Fondly the wheeling fire-flies flew around her, But, whatsoe'er she wish'd, she acted right; I hate a motive like a lingering bottle, Which with the landlord makes too long a stand Leaving all claretless the unmoisten'd throttle. Especially with politics on hand; I hate it, as I hate a drove of cattle, Who whirl the dust as Simooms whirl the sand I hate it, as I hate an argument, A laureate's ode, or servile peer's « content.» 'Tis sad to hack into the roots of things, They are so much intertwisted with the earth So that the branch a goodly verdure things. I reck not if an acorn gave it birth. To trace all actions to their secret springs Would make indeed some melancholy inirth But this is not at present my concern, And I refer you to wise Oxenstiern 3 LX. The Lady Adeline resolved to take Such measures as she thought might best impede The further progress of this sad mistake. She thought with some simplicity indeed; It was not that she fear'd the very worst: Into a scene, and swell the clients' clan LXIII. Her grace too pass'd for being an intrigante, And somewhat méchante in her amorous sphere; One of those pretty, precious plagues, which haunt A lover with caprices soft and dear, That like to make a quarrel, when they can't Find one, each day of the delightful year; Bewitching, torturing, as they freeze or glow, And what is worst of all-won't let you go: LXIV. The sort of thing to turn a young man's head, Than wear a heart a woman loves to rend. And first, in the o'erflowing of her heart, Which really knew or thought it knew no guile, She call'd her husband now and then apart, And bade him counsel Juan. With a smile Lord Henry heard her plans of artless art To wean Don Juan from the siren's wile; And answer'd, like a statesman or a prophet, Firstly, he said, he never interfered In any body's business but the king's :» Next, that << he never judged from what appear'd, Without strong reason, of those sorts of things :>> Thirdly, that « Juan had more brain than beard, And was not to be held in leading-strings;» And fourthly, what need hardly be said twice, « That good but rarely came from good advice.» LXVII. And, therefore, doubtless to approve the truth LXVIII. And being of the council call'd « the privy,» To tell how he reduced the nation's debt; But ere he went, he added a slight hint, Another gentle common-place or two, Such as are coin'd in conversation's mint, And pass, for want of better, though not new: Then broke his packet, to see what was in 't, And having casually glanced it through, Retired; and, as he went out, calmly kiss'd her, Less like a young wife than an aged sister. LXX. He was a cold, good, honourable man, Proud of his birth, and proud of every thing; A goodly spirit for a state divan, A figure fit to walk before a king; On birth-days, glorious with a star and string; The very model of a chamberlain And such I mean to make him when I reign. LXXI. But there was something wanting on the whole- A handsome man, that human miracle; LXXII. Still there was something wanting, as I've said-- LXXIII. There is an awkward thing which much perplexes, By turns the difference of the several sexes: Adam exchanged his paradise for ploughing; And hence high life is oft a dreary void, A rack of pleasures, where we must invent A something wherewithal to be annoy'd. Bards may sing what they please about content; Contented, when translated, means but cloy'd; And hence arise the woes of sentiment, Blue devils, and blue-stockings, and romances Reduced to practice, and perform'd like dances. LXXX. I do declare, upon an affidavit, Romances I ne'er read like those I have seen; Nor, if unto the world I ever gave it, Would some believe that such a tale had been: But such intent I never had, nor have it; Some truths are better kept behind a screen, Especially when they would look like lies; I therefore deal in generalities. Our gentle Adeline had one defect Her heart was vacant, though a splendid mansion; Her conduct had been perfectly correct, As she had seen nought claiming its expansion. A wavering spirit may be easier wreck'd, Because 't is frailer, doubtless, than a stanch one; But when the latter works its own undoing, Its inner crash is like an earthquake's ruin. LXXXVI. She loved her lord, or thought so; but that love Our feelings 'gainst the nature of the soil. There was no great disparity of years, Though much in temper; but they never clash d: They moved like stars united in their spheres, Or like the Rhone by Leman's waters wash'd, Where mingled and yet separate appears The river from the lake, all bluely dash'd Through the serene and placid glassy deep, Which fain would lull its river-child to sleep. LXXXVIII. Now, when she once had ta'en an interest Intense intentions are a dangerous matter: LXXXIX. But when it was, she had that lurking demon Whene'er their triumph pales, or star is tamed:- Had Bonaparte won at Waterloo, It had been firmness; now 't is pertinacity: I leave it to your people of sagacity XCI. She knew not her own heart; then how should I? She merely felt a common sympathy (I will not say it was a false or true one) In him, because she thought he was in danger- XCII. She was, or thought she was, his friend-and this Of Platonism, which leads so oft amiss Ladies who have studied friendship but in France, Or Germany, where people purely kiss. To thus much Adeline would not advance; But of such friendship as man's may to man be, She was as capable as woman can be. XCIII. No doubt the secret influence of the sex An innocent predominance annex, And tune the concord to a finer mood. If free from passion, which all friendship checks, Love bears within its breast the very germ Is shown through nature's whole analogies: And how should the most fierce of all be firm? Would you have endless lightning in the skies? Methinks love's very title says enough: How should the tender passion» e'er be tough? XCV. Alas! by all experience, seldom yet (I merely quote what I have heard from many) Had lovers not some reason to regret The passion which made Solomon a Zany. The marriage state, the best or worst of any) I've also seen some female friends ('t is odd, XCVII. Whether Don Juan and chaste Adeline At present I am glad of a pretence XCVIII. Whether they rode, or walk'd, or studied Spanish, A pleasure before which all others vanish; Or serious, are the topics I must banish To the next canto; where, perhaps, I shall XCIX. It is not clear that Adeline and Juan C. But great things spring from little-would you think, As e'er brought man and woman to the brink As few would ever dream could form the link CI. Tis strange-but true; for truth is always strange, |